H50 Nonsense
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float_on_alrightTitle: Corporate Nonsense
Genre: RPF, kind of, about shenanigans at H50 writer's room
Word count: 320
no pairings, choose your own slash, sillyness
I don’t know what it is, but this is how I picture things going down at CBS, regardless of your ‘ship.
Big corporate committee sends smaller corporate-guy (we’ll call him Bob) to the H50 writer’s room.
Bob: Guys! What is going on?
Writer 3: What’s the problem?
Bob: You said they were straight!
Writer 1: …What are you talking about?
Bob: They’re all… they’re all so flirty with each other. I mean, “baby”, “our guy”, come on!
Writer 2: That’s just them, you know, joking around… They’re straight…
Writer 1: Yeah, dude, it’s just banter…
Bob: They need to be straighter!
Writer 3: We’ll write the next episode with some female interaction, how’s that?
Writer 2: You know, they say what you see in on screen couples says more about you than it does about the show.
Bob (several shades of red): This is coming from cooperate! Just, make ‘em act straight! (Storms out)
(Writers burst into laughter when Bob has disappeared)
Writer 2: I can’t believe I managed a straight face for that.
Writer 3: I guess we’ll have to bring Catherine back, maybe play up some chemistry between Kono and Danny. Ohh, we could put his wife in trouble.
Writer 1: Urgh, I hate writing Catherine. I mean Michelle is a cool and all but I just… I guess we’ll have to bring her back; that is the better alternative to making Steve a man-whore.
Writer 2: Let’s bring Chin’s ex into the picture a little. He could still be in love with her, right?
Writer 1: Pshhh! No, but we could pretend. That’d keep corporate off us for a bit.
Writer 3: Start working that stuff into the scripts we’ve got for the next few episodes, that way they won’t be able to complain for a while.
Writer 1: Finnnneeeeee. But can we at least write about a gay corporate guy in the next episode?
Writer 3: We’ll see.
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Genre: RPF, kind of, about shenanigans at H50 writer's room
Word count: 320
no pairings, choose your own slash, sillyness
I don’t know what it is, but this is how I picture things going down at CBS, regardless of your ‘ship.
Big corporate committee sends smaller corporate-guy (we’ll call him Bob) to the H50 writer’s room.
Bob: Guys! What is going on?
Writer 3: What’s the problem?
Bob: You said they were straight!
Writer 1: …What are you talking about?
Bob: They’re all… they’re all so flirty with each other. I mean, “baby”, “our guy”, come on!
Writer 2: That’s just them, you know, joking around… They’re straight…
Writer 1: Yeah, dude, it’s just banter…
Bob: They need to be straighter!
Writer 3: We’ll write the next episode with some female interaction, how’s that?
Writer 2: You know, they say what you see in on screen couples says more about you than it does about the show.
Bob (several shades of red): This is coming from cooperate! Just, make ‘em act straight! (Storms out)
(Writers burst into laughter when Bob has disappeared)
Writer 2: I can’t believe I managed a straight face for that.
Writer 3: I guess we’ll have to bring Catherine back, maybe play up some chemistry between Kono and Danny. Ohh, we could put his wife in trouble.
Writer 1: Urgh, I hate writing Catherine. I mean Michelle is a cool and all but I just… I guess we’ll have to bring her back; that is the better alternative to making Steve a man-whore.
Writer 2: Let’s bring Chin’s ex into the picture a little. He could still be in love with her, right?
Writer 1: Pshhh! No, but we could pretend. That’d keep corporate off us for a bit.
Writer 3: Start working that stuff into the scripts we’ve got for the next few episodes, that way they won’t be able to complain for a while.
Writer 1: Finnnneeeeee. But can we at least write about a gay corporate guy in the next episode?
Writer 3: We’ll see.
(Click Here)
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Date: 2011-02-04 06:40 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-02-04 07:30 pm (UTC)Thanks! It made my brain giggle too much not to share.
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Date: 2011-02-04 06:53 pm (UTC)Steve the man-whore! Ha!
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Date: 2011-02-04 07:30 pm (UTC)Teehee, thankies!
(The icon refers to me, lol)
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Date: 2011-02-04 06:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-02-04 07:32 pm (UTC)Yay! Thanks so much!
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Date: 2011-02-04 08:08 pm (UTC)And CHIIIIIIIN! I mean, straight or not the man LIGHTS DA SHOW ON FIYAH.
Lastly, McDanno. Seriously? 'Nuff said. This show is ridiculous in all the best ways.
This was super cute, bb! LOVE it ;D
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Date: 2011-02-05 12:51 am (UTC)I just love this show so much. I just Squee!! like all the time.
I'm so glad you liked it!!
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Date: 2011-02-05 01:00 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-02-05 04:19 am (UTC)Thanks :)
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Date: 2011-02-05 05:32 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-02-05 06:16 am (UTC)Hehehe, no you're not alone!
Lol, in my fantasies, Scott and Alex ask when they'll get their make out scene ;)
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Date: 2011-02-05 01:31 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-02-05 04:14 pm (UTC)Heheheheheheheehe, its all corporate's fault!
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Date: 2011-02-05 03:08 pm (UTC)Awesome!
Okay...I has your email...I fixed my oops...I need to go sort clean clothes and put the next load in the washer...then I can read some more...I think.
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Date: 2011-02-05 04:17 pm (UTC)Thanks!
I is a silly bitch sometimes. Yays fixed oops!
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Date: 2011-02-05 08:33 pm (UTC)Yeah...I'd like friended someone else. Opps. Damn I hate when I can't remember who people are.
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Date: 2011-02-06 03:35 am (UTC)Hahahahaha, well I'll assume that we're sorted now :-P
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Date: 2011-02-06 04:28 am (UTC)Hel-lo boys :-)
And the military AU is posted.