H50 Nonsense
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float_on_alrightTitle: Corporate Nonsense
Genre: RPF, kind of, about shenanigans at H50 writer's room
Word count: 320
no pairings, choose your own slash, sillyness
I don’t know what it is, but this is how I picture things going down at CBS, regardless of your ‘ship.
Big corporate committee sends smaller corporate-guy (we’ll call him Bob) to the H50 writer’s room.
Bob: Guys! What is going on?
Writer 3: What’s the problem?
Bob: You said they were straight!
Writer 1: …What are you talking about?
Bob: They’re all… they’re all so flirty with each other. I mean, “baby”, “our guy”, come on!
Writer 2: That’s just them, you know, joking around… They’re straight…
Writer 1: Yeah, dude, it’s just banter…
Bob: They need to be straighter!
Writer 3: We’ll write the next episode with some female interaction, how’s that?
Writer 2: You know, they say what you see in on screen couples says more about you than it does about the show.
Bob (several shades of red): This is coming from cooperate! Just, make ‘em act straight! (Storms out)
(Writers burst into laughter when Bob has disappeared)
Writer 2: I can’t believe I managed a straight face for that.
Writer 3: I guess we’ll have to bring Catherine back, maybe play up some chemistry between Kono and Danny. Ohh, we could put his wife in trouble.
Writer 1: Urgh, I hate writing Catherine. I mean Michelle is a cool and all but I just… I guess we’ll have to bring her back; that is the better alternative to making Steve a man-whore.
Writer 2: Let’s bring Chin’s ex into the picture a little. He could still be in love with her, right?
Writer 1: Pshhh! No, but we could pretend. That’d keep corporate off us for a bit.
Writer 3: Start working that stuff into the scripts we’ve got for the next few episodes, that way they won’t be able to complain for a while.
Writer 1: Finnnneeeeee. But can we at least write about a gay corporate guy in the next episode?
Writer 3: We’ll see.
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Genre: RPF, kind of, about shenanigans at H50 writer's room
Word count: 320
no pairings, choose your own slash, sillyness
I don’t know what it is, but this is how I picture things going down at CBS, regardless of your ‘ship.
Big corporate committee sends smaller corporate-guy (we’ll call him Bob) to the H50 writer’s room.
Bob: Guys! What is going on?
Writer 3: What’s the problem?
Bob: You said they were straight!
Writer 1: …What are you talking about?
Bob: They’re all… they’re all so flirty with each other. I mean, “baby”, “our guy”, come on!
Writer 2: That’s just them, you know, joking around… They’re straight…
Writer 1: Yeah, dude, it’s just banter…
Bob: They need to be straighter!
Writer 3: We’ll write the next episode with some female interaction, how’s that?
Writer 2: You know, they say what you see in on screen couples says more about you than it does about the show.
Bob (several shades of red): This is coming from cooperate! Just, make ‘em act straight! (Storms out)
(Writers burst into laughter when Bob has disappeared)
Writer 2: I can’t believe I managed a straight face for that.
Writer 3: I guess we’ll have to bring Catherine back, maybe play up some chemistry between Kono and Danny. Ohh, we could put his wife in trouble.
Writer 1: Urgh, I hate writing Catherine. I mean Michelle is a cool and all but I just… I guess we’ll have to bring her back; that is the better alternative to making Steve a man-whore.
Writer 2: Let’s bring Chin’s ex into the picture a little. He could still be in love with her, right?
Writer 1: Pshhh! No, but we could pretend. That’d keep corporate off us for a bit.
Writer 3: Start working that stuff into the scripts we’ve got for the next few episodes, that way they won’t be able to complain for a while.
Writer 1: Finnnneeeeee. But can we at least write about a gay corporate guy in the next episode?
Writer 3: We’ll see.
(Click Here)
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