H50 Nonsense

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Title: Corporate Nonsense
Genre: RPF, kind of, about shenanigans at H50 writer's room
Word count: 320

no pairings, choose your own slash, sillyness

I don’t know what it is, but this is how I picture things going down at CBS, regardless of your ‘ship.


Big corporate committee sends smaller corporate-guy (we’ll call him Bob) to the H50 writer’s room.

Bob: Guys! What is going on?

Writer 3: What’s the problem?

Bob: You said they were straight!

Writer 1: …What are you talking about?

Bob: They’re all… they’re all so flirty with each other. I mean, “baby”, “our guy”, come on!

Writer 2: That’s just them, you know, joking around… They’re straight…

Writer 1: Yeah, dude, it’s just banter…

Bob: They need to be straighter!

Writer 3: We’ll write the next episode with some female interaction, how’s that?

Writer 2: You know, they say what you see in on screen couples says more about you than it does about the show.

Bob (several shades of red): This is coming from cooperate! Just, make ‘em act straight! (Storms out)

(Writers burst into laughter when Bob has disappeared)

Writer 2: I can’t believe I managed a straight face for that.

Writer 3: I guess we’ll have to bring Catherine back, maybe play up some chemistry between Kono and Danny. Ohh, we could put his wife in trouble.

Writer 1: Urgh, I hate writing Catherine. I mean Michelle is a cool and all but I just… I guess we’ll have to bring her back; that is the better alternative to making Steve a man-whore.

Writer 2: Let’s bring Chin’s ex into the picture a little. He could still be in love with her, right?

Writer 1: Pshhh! No, but we could pretend. That’d keep corporate off us for a bit.

Writer 3: Start working that stuff into the scripts we’ve got for the next few episodes, that way they won’t be able to complain for a while.

Writer 1: Finnnneeeeee. But can we at least write about a gay corporate guy in the next episode?

Writer 3: We’ll see.

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Comments

[tipsywitch.livejournal.com]

YES!!!!!! This is great!

[fuflowers.livejournal.com]

This is great.
Steve the man-whore! Ha!

[gizzi1213.livejournal.com]

Oh, this is hysterical!

[xlovelessotakux.livejournal.com]

LMAO! This is so awesome. Annnnd totally what goes on with the powers that be. I mean, c'mon. Not hatin' on Cat, but she can't really be considered a gf and fo real she had more chemistry with like Mary. And Mary had more chemistry with both Cat and Kono....WOAH. PLOT BUNNEH ANYONE?! XD

And CHIIIIIIIN! I mean, straight or not the man LIGHTS DA SHOW ON FIYAH.

Lastly, McDanno. Seriously? 'Nuff said. This show is ridiculous in all the best ways.

This was super cute, bb! LOVE it ;D

[indigocat.livejournal.com]

That was cute.

[loki256.livejournal.com]

yay! aparently im not the only one who has these fantasies, although in mine its alex and scott who bust in all pissed off that therie charicters have a makeout scene and make the wrighters take it out... oh well, that scene will make it through one day...

[shanachie-quill.livejournal.com]

ROTFL

Awesome!

Okay...I has your email...I fixed my oops...I need to go sort clean clothes and put the next load in the washer...then I can read some more...I think.