Confessions of Fangirl

 
Ah, it’s Christmas Shopping Season! I know this for many reasons and amongst the clues are the phone calls I get at least once an hour that start like this:
Me: “Thanks for calling ‘our bookstore’ at ‘our location’! How can I help you today?”
Customer: “Is this ‘our bookstore’?”
Me: “Yes.”
Customer: “At ‘our location’?”
Me: “Yes.”

And I’ve had this call:
Me: “Thanks for calling ‘our bookstore’ at ‘our location’! How can I help you today?”
Customer: “Is this CVS?”
Me: “Um, no it’s ‘our bookstore’ at ‘our location’. Can I help you?”
Customer: “You’re not the CVS?”
Me: “No.”
Customer: “Oh.”  *Click*

It's amazing actually how many times a day someone hangs up on me or just ignores me in the store. 

Dear Clinique,

I love the purple bottles, really, but I worry that some night when I'm really tired and I just want my eye make up off before I pass out, I will use the Toner to remove my mascara. I mean I know the caps are different, but I'm just not sure that's enough. Just a thought.

Much Love,

~K