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Your morning routine:

My morning… what? I don’t… have a morning anything. I get out of bed a different times depending on what day of the week it is. Tuesdays I work late so I sleep in. I sleep in on the weekends I don’t work and get up earlier on Saturday than Sunday because I usually need a shower that morning after having Friday off (I always have Friday off if I’m working the weekend). Every third Friday I do work but since I don’t work every Friday, no two Fridays are usually alike. Sometimes I shower and sometimes I just clean up and brush my teeth. The rest of my morning if I’m working means grabbing a yogurt, a cereal bar, a lunch, and some caffeine to take to work to eat later. I then drive to work. If I’m not working, I’m probably sleeping. I rarely get up before 11am. I don’t even do things in the same order. Like let’s say it’s a morning when I’m going to shower. The first thing I may do is get the water going and then brush my teeth. Other times I may start the water, pee, shower, and then brush my teeth when I’m out. Sometimes I like to listen to music, sometimes I like to listen to an audiobook, and sometimes I just want quiet.

The only consistent thing about my mornings is that I really don’t want to answer questions when I’ve just woken up.

Maybe my morning routine should probably be described as morning chaos.