"Tesla in Love"

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Title: “Tesla In Love”
Fandom: Sanctuary
Characters: Nikola, Henry
Written for: shanachie_quill - Happy Halloween!
Summary: Nikola is in love. 
Rating: PG
Spoilers: None
Warnings: Nikola Tesla.
Disclaimer: You may ask who died and left me the rights to Sanctuary and its characters. Sttttillll hoping. 

"Tesla in Love"

“You really do love yourself, dontcha?” Henry said, somewhere between scowling and laughing at the impossible vampire currently monopolizing the lab.

“What is not to love? I’m brilliant, dashing, brilliant, handsome, and oh did I mention I was a genius?”

“I believe it’s been a whole three minutes since you last mentioned you were a genius. You know, somehow, I’m never surprised you’re single.”

“Now that you mention it, I think I will get married.”

“Is that so?”

“Yes, right now in fact,” he said, turning to the side, “Tesla, do you take Tesla for all of eternity?” He turned to the other side, as if facing himself.

“Why yes, I think I will take that handsome genius,” He faced the middle.

“And do you Tesla; take Tesla for all of eternity?” He turned again.

“I do take that charming prodigy,” Tesla faced forward again. “So, now that’s settled, can we get back to work? Dammit! I need another bottle of that fantastic Merlot! Where is Will, he’s good for fetching. I need a protégé,” he paused again and looked at Henry. “By protégé, I actually mean slave. You don’t want to volunteer do you?”

“Ah, I’m gonna go back to that weapon now.”