Ta-tas!

[float_on_alright]

 
If only I could make "real life" a priority in my life. If I had half the motiviation I have for writing fan fiction and obsessing about Harry Potter for going back to school, assuming I got into grad school, I could probably knock it out in two years. Buuuuuuut, no, I have more important things to do than retake the GRE, like puzzling out this little plot bunny that has taken over my brain involving the "original" mistletoe in WH13 and what would happen if it got into the wrong hands (and by wrong hands, I mean Claudia's).