The Average American Male (let's hope not)

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I think I may instate the "Conversation of the week" (or day or month or year as my whim decides). Here is this week's "winner". I thank you, creepy gas station customer, for contributing, albeit unintentionally, this post.

Dude: Hey there pretty lady. You sure do look nice tonight.
Me: Thanks.
Dude: I've got a weakness for dark-haired ladies.
Me: ...
Dude: Well, I've got a weakness for all ladies.
Me: ...
Dude: [something unintelligible] let me curl up with your cat at the end of your bed, eventually you'd crawl down there with me.
Me: "I already have a dog."


I mean seriously.