Happy Holidays

[float_on_alright]

At the Cash Register
"Would you like a bag for these?"
Customer: They're fine as they are.
Hand her the books
Customer: Well, can I get a bag??

"Amy" (on the phone): No, ma'am I can't go to Ulta to find out their hours...

"Thanks for calling your friendly neighborhood bookstore, how I may I help you?"
"Is this a building?"
"Yes..."
"Is this is a store?"
"Yes..."

"Thanks for calling "Name brand Bookstore" at "Specific Location", this is Mitchell how may I help you?"
"Is this "name brand store" ?"
"...Yes."
"And where are you located?"

"Where is Romeo and Juliet and do you have something that translates it into English?"

"Do you know where your bathroom is?"

"I'm sorry Ma'am that book is out-of-print."
"Do you think it will be back after the holidays?"

"So this isn't the phone number for the Jail?... Do you have the jail's number?"

"What does out-of-print mean?"

"What exactly is black coffee?"