Awkward Turtle

[float_on_alright]

Do you ever feel like the most awkward person on the planet? Sometimes I do. I know I'm probably not actually THE MOST awkward person in the world because I would say that such a thing is statistically unlikely. It's just there's this girl at work I like and talking to her, I'm just so, so awkward. I want to talk to her. I go out of my way to have conversations with her and text her dumb things, but I inevitably say something I regret or get wicked tongue-tied or just generally come off as a doofus. I haven't felt this stupid about a crush since... probably college. And my interest feels like it's so freaking obvious as to the point of pain. I suspect the head of children's staff has figured it out and is annoyed about it because I come over to talk to said crush and then we both aren't working. 

Seriously, I just totally want to bang my head on a wooden table every time I interact with her. I've always felt like a socially inept person, but damn if I don't feel even more ridiculous than usual. Ugh. 

Also, I just realized I put my bra on inside out. I... don't even know how I managed that.