Dear John Letter from LJ

Dear John, 

This is a terribly awkward letter to write and I hardly know where to begin.

I thought I was in love with you, I mean you are a wonderful man, probably the most wonderful man I've ever met. You're actually the first Good Man, I've ever been with.  

As it turns out, I'm not in love with you, I'm actually in love with your Evil Twin. 

I know this is a probably a bad time to bring this up, but I'd really like to set you up with my Good Twin. Get back to me, I'll give you her number. 


Jane