float_on_alright | Warning Label

There's a picture by Anne Taintor that I swear to you looks JUST LIKE MY GRANDMOTHER. Well, you know, a few years ago. Honestly, my mom looks a hell of a lot like this lady too. Anyway, her picture comes with the phrase "I should come with a warning label" (which I think my Gran totally should have, and I say that with reverence).

Then I saw yappichick 's post and had to steal it.

If I came with a warning label, what would it say?